Slave Radio Schedule

Monday 30 December 2013

Fun and Games Page!

Just a quick message to announce the addition of a new page to the blog called "Fun and Games"

As most of you are aware, Mr. Goodtime has a regular feature on his show to test your lateral thinking skills with a conundrum. The solution to the puzzle, the people who proved their prowess and also the names and forfeits of those who were unable to show such mental dexterity will be posted here.

Additionally, The Hardcore Troubadour's regular quiz "Name it if you can" will have it's answers, results, winners and losers posted on this page so keep checking back to see how well you've done!

Saturday 28 December 2013

Philly the Loveable Christmas poem

T`was the night before Christmas, gee ain't it grand
As the gang gathered round here in radioland
While the rooftops were all covered up with the snow
The perverts tuned into to slave-radio.

From Scotland came Bud with sweet linzyloo
And caron was there and Alucard too
They came with their smiles and laughter and joy
With whips and with butt plugs and other cool toys.

Up in canadia with its cold and its snow
came the bad bunny and good old Astro.
Of course there was maddening - yes, Ken is his name
And if he’s around he will win the game.

From jolly old England there’s such a long list
And when I am done hope there’s none that I missed
There’s Trevor and Owen and there's sarah-jane
And menthol and paradise who won’t tell me her name.

There was Lisa the good girl and then there was rai
When all of a sudden I looked in the sky
To see the bald eagle fly high up above
While down on the ground there was Mindy my love.

Programming songs for my Friday show
That gal’s got some great taste in music yanno.

From the emerald isle there’s Emma 2 guns
What a voice what a smile and those 2 bags of fun
 I think often of Emma sometimes twice a day!
To think she was just 90 miles away?

Well that’s Scotland and Ireland and a trip across the Mersey
It’s time now for Philly to head back to Jersey
To wish Merry Christmas my American fans
And share with the gang some of next year’s plans.

There’s Beverly angel my loyal and true.
I can’t wait to make her all bruised, black n blue
It’s true that she is my one heart’s desire
And soon her backside will feel like it’s on fire.

There’s April and Angel and bobs little ray,
And Leslie whose bottom is frosty I say
There’s Roxy the dommie, it’s funny I know
To think that at one time she had her own show.

Down in the Alley is where Sadie is found
A cum slurping slut with 3 holes that are round
You can listen real hard and try as you might
You’ll never top the way she recites.

Lord Sx drops by and James he’s my friend
And Lilly who’s name changes just never end.
Xanya I’ve know for sixteen years
I wonder if she’s gotten over her fears.

 Now the station had grown in leaps and in bounds
 With deejay’s 6 nights let’s make the rounds
There’s Eric on Saturdays boy is he smooth
His r&b really gets you in the groove.

Spend Sunday night with Prince who is dark
That heavy metal music is no walk in the park
His topics are very enlightening you see
But that loud scary music just aint for me.

And just when you thought you could ask for no more
Tune in on Tuesdays for the soft core whore
She’ll rock your world with an 80’s tune
She make you wanna gag on a spoon.

On Wednesdays it’s Trevor with his weekly rock show
He’s my favorite DJ in case you didn’t know
He’ll rock you and roll from 5 until 8
So listen on Wednesdays cause man that cats great

On Thursday there Bob, Mr. Goodtime yanno
Nothing but requests it a helluva show
His topics and call they can’t be beat
So Thursday at 8 grab yourself a seat.

That’s brings us to Fridays with me in the booth
I aint so suave and I aint so couth
But I tell like it is for everyone to hear
I may want your ass but I do want your ear.

And just when I got yas all warmed up so well
My partner joins in gee aint she well
She a lovely gal Lynn is her name
And after some banter we both start the game
We talk and we play until way after 3
And then for dear Carrie I play let it be.

So that’s all I got for you my dear friends
And I hope that our time on the air never ends
With each passing week I do love you more

Signed Philly the lovable your own troubadour

The 12 Days of Christmas (BDSM style)


On the ___ day of Christmas my Master/slave gave to me....
 12 Loads UnLoading
 11 Vibes Vibrating
10 Canes a caning
 9 Dildos Humping
 8 Floggers Flogging
 7 Whores a sucking
 6 Squeals Resounding
 5 Anal Thrusts
 4 Screaming Os
3 Filled Holes
2 Nipple Clamps
 1 and a sub-missive tied to the bed

The sub/slave Twelve Commandments


1. Give up your need to always be right. Stop always having to be right even at the risk of ending a great relationship or causing a great deal of stress and pain for yourself and for others. It's not worth it. When you feel the need to jump into a fight over who is right ask yourself. Would i rather be right or kind, is your ego that big that you have to be right?
2. Give up your need for control. Give up your need to always be in control of everything that happens to you or around you.
3. Give up on blame. Give up on your need to blame others for what you have or don't have, for what you feel or don't feel. start taking responsibility for you own life.
4. Give up on your limiting beliefs about what you can or cannot do, about what is possible or impossible. Don't allow your limiting beliefs to keep you stuck in the wrong place.
5. Give up on complaining. Give up your constant need to complain about things, people,situations or events that make you unhappy sad and depressed. Nobody can make you unhappy, no situation can make you sad or miserable unless you allow it. Its not the situation that triggers those feelings in you but how you choose to look at it.
6.Give up your need to impress others. Stop trying so hard to be something that your not just to make people like you. It doesn't work. The moment you stop trying so hard to be something your not the moment you accept and embrace the real you, you will find people will be drawn to you.
7. Give up your resistance to change. Change is good. Change will help you make improvements in yourself, your life and those around you. Follow your bliss and embrace change don't resist it
8. Give up on your fears. Fear is just an illusion it doesn't exist, you created it. It's all in your mind. Correct the inside and the outside will fall into place.
9. Give up on your excuses. We tend to limit ourselves because of the excuses we use. Instead of growing and working on improving ourselves and our lives we get stuck lying to ourselves and using excuses most of which are not even real.
10. Give up on living your life to other people's expectations. Don't live your life according to what your parents, friends your enemies the government or the media thinks you should. Don't ignore your inner voice, your inner calling. Live your life the way it makes you feel happy. The only expectations you need to live up to are your Masters.
11. Give up the past. I know this is hard but you can never move forward by letting the past control your present and your future. Be present in everything you do and enjoy life. As they say life is a journey not a destination. Have a vision for the future but always be present in the now.
12. Give up attachments I know this is a hard concept, it was for me too, to leave everything behind to move to my Master. It is hard but it is not impossible. I'm not saying to give up your love for these things because love and attachment have nothing to do with one another, attachment comes from a place of fear, while love is pure, kind and self less, where love is there can not be fear, and because of that fear and love can not coexist.

Saturday 21 December 2013

24 Hours of Christmas - check calendar for schedule and show times



Once again, Christmas is upon us and Slave Radio will be welcoming in the festive season with another 24 hours of live music and presenters throughout Christmas Eve.

The marathon begins at midnight, when Mr C, the smooth operator presents the softer music for this time of year. At 5am the Softcore Whore takes over with a seasonal twist on "two for Tuesday" until 10am when she hands over the airwaves to Mr Goodtime. He will be bringing you 5 hours of requests and fun until 3pm, when Hairy Trev takes over.

Of course, with the UK time difference, this show will cross over into Christmas day in the UK so the party will soon be in full swing before the Hardcore Troubadour takes over at 8pm for the final four hours, before Christmas day falls in the States.

(Note: Times listed are Eastern Standard Time... add 5 hours for UK)

Sadly the Prince of Darkness has had to send is apologies for not being able to participate due to work commitments, but he will be with us in spirit, and maybe he'll have the opportunity to call in to one of the shows during the marathon!






Sunday 15 December 2013

New Blog Pages...

Hi Listeners...

I'd like to thank people for their recent messages and posts sent through the blog page. All e-mails are read and considerd and I hope to be able to answer all in due course.

Please be aware though, that comments sent through the contact form DO NOT automatically appear on the blog. They are simply sent to me and I have to repost them.

With this in mind, may I ask that if you would like to see a particular feature on the blog, or wish to correspond privately, then use the contact form. However, if you have a public announcement, comment or request, these can now be freely posted on the NEW COMMENTS PAGE.

Please note: While we will allow uncensored all comments positive OR negative about slave radio or the lifestyle, any posts which appear to be a personal attack on any person or group,

WILL BE DELETED!!!

Slave Radio, by virtue of the lifestyle has an obligation to be open-minded towards other views but will not tolerate individual bias.


Following a recent request, a page will be added during the festive season where photographs of listener's Christmas decorations will be displayed. I'm sure after the holiday season, this page will change to something topical.

It is the hope in the near future to add further pages regarding specific shows on a weekly basis. Typical examples being the answer to Bob's weekly riddle "Are you smarter than an ass?" or the results from Phil's "Name it if you can" quiz.

I am hoping that these pages will also be able to support the weekly thoughts of the DJ's concerned about their show, and also to ease the pressure on the front page to make important announcements more visible