Philly the Loveable Christmas poem

T`was the night before Christmas, gee ain't it grand
As the gang gathered round here in radioland
While the rooftops were all covered up with the snow
The perverts tuned into to slave-radio.

From Scotland came Bud with sweet linzyloo
And caron was there and Alucard too
They came with their smiles and laughter and joy
With whips and with butt plugs and other cool toys.

Up in canadia with its cold and its snow
came the bad bunny and good old Astro.
Of course there was maddening - yes, Ken is his name
And if he’s around he will win the game.

From jolly old England there’s such a long list
And when I am done hope there’s none that I missed
There’s Trevor and Owen and there's sarah-jane
And menthol and paradise who won’t tell me her name.

There was Lisa the good girl and then there was rai
When all of a sudden I looked in the sky
To see the bald eagle fly high up above
While down on the ground there was Mindy my love.

Programming songs for my Friday show
That gal’s got some great taste in music yanno.

From the emerald isle there’s Emma 2 guns
What a voice what a smile and those 2 bags of fun
 I think often of Emma sometimes twice a day!
To think she was just 90 miles away?

Well that’s Scotland and Ireland and a trip across the Mersey
It’s time now for Philly to head back to Jersey
To wish Merry Christmas my American fans
And share with the gang some of next year’s plans.

There’s Beverly angel my loyal and true.
I can’t wait to make her all bruised, black n blue
It’s true that she is my one heart’s desire
And soon her backside will feel like it’s on fire.

There’s April and Angel and bobs little ray,
And Leslie whose bottom is frosty I say
There’s Roxy the dommie, it’s funny I know
To think that at one time she had her own show.

Down in the Alley is where Sadie is found
A cum slurping slut with 3 holes that are round
You can listen real hard and try as you might
You’ll never top the way she recites.

Lord Sx drops by and James he’s my friend
And Lilly who’s name changes just never end.
Xanya I’ve know for sixteen years
I wonder if she’s gotten over her fears.

 Now the station had grown in leaps and in bounds
 With deejay’s 6 nights let’s make the rounds
There’s Eric on Saturdays boy is he smooth
His r&b really gets you in the groove.

Spend Sunday night with Prince who is dark
That heavy metal music is no walk in the park
His topics are very enlightening you see
But that loud scary music just aint for me.

And just when you thought you could ask for no more
Tune in on Tuesdays for the soft core whore
She’ll rock your world with an 80’s tune
She make you wanna gag on a spoon.

On Wednesdays it’s Trevor with his weekly rock show
He’s my favorite DJ in case you didn’t know
He’ll rock you and roll from 5 until 8
So listen on Wednesdays cause man that cats great

On Thursday there Bob, Mr. Goodtime yanno
Nothing but requests it a helluva show
His topics and call they can’t be beat
So Thursday at 8 grab yourself a seat.

That’s brings us to Fridays with me in the booth
I aint so suave and I aint so couth
But I tell like it is for everyone to hear
I may want your ass but I do want your ear.

And just when I got yas all warmed up so well
My partner joins in gee aint she well
She a lovely gal Lynn is her name
And after some banter we both start the game
We talk and we play until way after 3
And then for dear Carrie I play let it be.

So that’s all I got for you my dear friends
And I hope that our time on the air never ends
With each passing week I do love you more

Signed Philly the lovable your own troubadour